Wednesday, 9 March 2011

British English vs Malaysia English (joke ok)

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......... 

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
 
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. 
Malaysians: No Stock.


RETURNING A CALL 

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? 
Malaysians: Hello, who page? 


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
 
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? 
Malaysians: S-kew me


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY 

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. 
Malaysians:No-need, lah. 


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION 

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? 
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
 

WHEN ENTERTAINING 

Britons: Please make yourself right at home. 
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah! 


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE 

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. 
Malaysians: Where got? 


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER 

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. 
Malaysians: Don't want la... 


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION 

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. 
Malaysians: You mad, ah? 


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. 

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. 
Malaysians: Shut up lah! 


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU. 

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you? 
Malaysians: See what, see what? 


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. 

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment. 
Malaysians: Die-lah!! 


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED 

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? 
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that.... 


WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
 
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!! 


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me 
Malaysians: Celaka u
 

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